Holiday 'Stache

Again, I can't grow a mustache, but I think this is awfully festive.

Refined Hamster

Now isn't this a catch for all of the hamster ladies? Look how refined he is. He has his lovely top hat with a ribbon; a monacle; and a sweet, sweet Frenchie 'stache. Eat your heart out she-hamsters. I bet he's got money too!

Me with a mustache and monacle made of my hair.

I can't grow a mustache of my own, so I used my hair to create this lovely 'stache and monacle.

Beard hat

I know this is really a beard hat, but the mustache helps close it up. This is a must for anyone who can't grow a mustache.