Holiday 'Stache

Again, I can't grow a mustache, but I think this is awfully festive.

Refined Hamster

Now isn't this a catch for all of the hamster ladies? Look how refined he is. He has his lovely top hat with a ribbon; a monacle; and a sweet, sweet Frenchie 'stache. Eat your heart out she-hamsters. I bet he's got money too!

Me with a mustache and monacle made of my hair.

I can't grow a mustache of my own, so I used my hair to create this lovely 'stache and monacle.

Beard hat

I know this is really a beard hat, but the mustache helps close it up. This is a must for anyone who can't grow a mustache.

LOGO

I have been working on an awesome Mustachio logo. I have the rough sketch finished, it just needs some editing. Everyone should look forward to this. Everyone. I repeat. Everyone.

Mario Bros.

I think we all know why Mario and Luigi are so awesome. Their mustaches. How else can they defeat Bowser and save Princess Peach? Can't be done! Not without a mustache!

Jason Lee

I didn't really know who this was, but I do know that he is on a TV show my dad likes called "My Name Is Earl." I found out (by watching an old episode of SNL) that his name is Jason Lee. He said in his monologue that he set out to grow the sweetest mustache in America. Agreed, Jason. Agreed. He was also in a skit called "'Stachin'". I couldn't find a video, or a link, but suffice to say EVERYONE had a mustache. It was bliss.